Playing With Fire

the-bitch-goddess-success: youngblackandvegan: satanic2chainz: ...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:56:34 -0400

youngblackandvegan:

satanic2chainz:

extraordinarybrother:

princethepurpleking:

Sisters are evil

I laughed at this shit for like 5min

oh my god

#shortpeoplesrevenge

Actual Troll Master

.:Fox in a Pretty Box:.: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:55:41 -0400

.:Fox in a Pretty Box:.: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de...:

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE…

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:54:13 -0400

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:47:16 -0400

justgottabrux: Why is my head so huge? I hope it doesn’t stay...

Tue, 14 May 2013 00:43:15 -0400

justgottabrux:

Why is my head so huge? I hope it doesn’t stay this way because I would look very silly if I grew up with a huge noodle

begformoonriver: readytolift: mentalalchemy: I’d...

Tue, 14 May 2013 00:37:16 -0400

begformoonriver:

readytolift:

mentalalchemy:

I’d feel like a little bitch if I didn’t reblog this

^^

I love every single one of these.

getfckingfit: holy shit awesome

Sun, 12 May 2013 01:23:52 -0400

getfckingfit:

holy shit awesome

themongooseandthesnake: “yeah im a lesbian trapped inside a man’s body” the cishet male laughs as...

Sun, 12 May 2013 01:23:12 -0400

themongooseandthesnake:

“yeah im a lesbian trapped inside a man’s body” the cishet male laughs as he highfives one of his dudebros. suddenly he gives off a look of pure terror and a piercing shriek as his skin is ripped apart, much to the horror of his crew. his skin falls to the floor and a woman is left standing where he once was. “FINALLY” she roars, kicking one of the dudebros in the dick before running into the sunset in search of some hella fine ladies.

funeralformyfat: this is why we work out!

Sun, 12 May 2013 01:20:58 -0400

funeralformyfat:

this is why we work out!

things-that-im-all-about: I has my plushie

Sun, 05 May 2013 20:02:22 -0400

things-that-im-all-about:

I has my plushie

raviolitimelord: riddle-my-hiddles: tardisparadox: thestarsgow...

Sun, 05 May 2013 17:51:16 -0400

raviolitimelord:

riddle-my-hiddles:

tardisparadox:

thestarsgowaltzingout:emilytea10:invisiblecashews:

Actually, the photographs are spaced ten years apart, not sixteen.

1912 to 1922.

The young, homeless (but no less dapper) wanderer shown in the first survived the sinking of the Titanic and swam to the shores of West Egg. There he built a life and a large, empty house, in an effort to win the heart of the wealthy, upper class woman he’d fallen in love with a decade earlier and had been separated from against his will.

He shed his earlier identity, and changed his name to reflect his new station. Jack was now known as Jay Gatsby, the eccentric millionaire who threw parties every night in the hopes that one day his love would show up and spin with him as they had long ago in the dance hall of the lower decks.

#and he still ends up dead floating in the water

holy shit

And then, at the beginning of Inception, he starts out washed up on a shore.

still no oscar

Leo’s entire film career of unrelated projects has better continuity than glee.